*****  Marital Quotations, #4  *****

Short quotations that summarize some of the key concepts from Marital Advice to my Grandson, Joelare scattered throughout the book.  Here are a few of those.

Your wife's suggestions on what you should wear,
how you should hold your dinner fork,
how fast you should walk or eat,
how loud you should talk,
and opinions on other aspects of your daily life
should not be construed as criticism - 
it's "Training."

It's not your fault that you spill on yourself
when you eat - it's hereditary.  Your great-grandfather
did it, your grandfather did it, your father did it, 
and now it's your turn.
Forewarn your sons what is ahead for them.

When it comes to buying that mansion on the lake,
that 32-foot cabin cruiser, or that fancy sports car,
there is only one rule:
If you've got the money, go for it!
If you don't have the money, don't fool yourself.

Copyright  ©  2018 By Peter Davidson