***** Your Worst Body Part *****
Think, for a moment, about all of the human body parts. Each of them has the potential to cause a man a lot of trouble and grief, but there is one body part that stands head and shoulders above the rest.
When God created man, he gave him two ears
and one mouth for a reason - that he should listen
twice as much as he talks. We have it on good authority
that He was specifically thinking of
married men when He did this.
"Your mouth will get you into
a whole lot more trouble
than your Willy ever will."
Copyright © 2018 By Peter Davidson