Marital Advice to my Grandson Joel

Marital Advice

Marital Wisdom for the Ages

Here are a few bits of wisdom that will help a man have a better and smoother relationship with his wife.

When you get married, the concept of "sharing"

is a little more complicated than it was

back in kindergarten.

You can never go wrong, though,

by giving your wife the biggest half.

Here's a simple idea that will save you

a great deal of grief and misery:

Buy a large twelve-month calendar, the kind with a

large square for every day of the month.

Then, jot down on it your wife's birthday, your wedding

anniversary, and any other special days.

Oh, and then look at the calendar once in a while.