MARITAL ADVICE ***** Marriage Life's Adventure ***** Every day of your married life will be an adventure, particularly on those days that the two of you never even leave the house. Click  https://www.amazon.com/Marital-Advice-Grandson-Joel-Husband/dp/0692998152  to see book reviews on amazon.com Copyright  ©  2018 By Peter Davidson

Marital Advice **** The Marital Bus **** As the Marital Bus rumbles down the highway of life, there cannot be two people wrestling for the steering wheel, or surely the bus will crash.  Know when it is your turn to drive and when it is time to quietly sit in the back seat. Check the reviews for Marital Advice to my Grandson, Joel on amazon.com by clicking on https://www.amazon.com/Marital-Advice-Grandson-Joel-Husband/dp/0692998152    Copyright  ©  2018 By Peter Davidson

Marital Advice **** Our Happy, Happy Valentines Day **** My wife and I have a unique Valentine's card ritual that we do every year.   On Valentine's Day, we go to a card shop together and carefully study the cards.  After serious contemplation, we select a card for each other.  We exchange cards on the spot and read the card carefully selected for us by each other.  We thank each other for the wonderful, meaningful card and share a hug and a kiss right there in the card shop. Then, we put the cards back on the rack and go to our favorite bar and buy some cocktails with the money we would have spent on the cards.  And, that's how my wife and I have a Happy, Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentines Day to You, However You Choose to Celebrate it. Check out this link to see what book reviewers are saying about Marital Advice to my Grandson, Joel https://www.amazon.com/Marital-Advice-Grandson-Joel-Husband/dp/0692998152 ...

Marital Advice **** Sharing - It's Not Like In Kindergarten **** You learned as a child that it is good, proper, and nice to share with others.  This concept carries over to marriage, but it works a little differently than it did in kindergarten. Let's say, for example, that you like to occasionally eat a banana.  You realize that your wife is not as fond of bananas as you are and that she rarely eats them.  You stop at a convenience store on your way home from work and they have some great-looking bananas.  You decide to buy two of them - one for today and the other one for tomorrow. You get home and place your bananas on the kitchen counter.  After dinner, you decide to have one of your bananas for a snack.  Your wife asks, "Can I have the other banana?"  Of course, you graciously say "Yes."  There goes tomorrow's banana. A few days later, you stop at the same convenience store and they again have some great-looking ba...

Marital Advice ***** A Gift She Will Never Forget ***** There will be numerous times throughout your marriage that you will buy your wife presents for her birthday, anniversaries, Christmas, Valentines Day, and other occasions.  Buying the perfect gift is an art and a science.  If you do this right, your wife will brag to her friends about the wonderful, thoughtful gift you gave her and she may even treasure it forever as a keepsake.  If you do it wrong, you will pay for it in ways that you cannot imagine.   I could provide a list of ten things to do and not do when buying gifts for your wife, but the following true story might be easier to remember. The Gift She Will Never Forget, Nor Will He  It is Bill and Diane's first wedding anniversary.  They have a lovely dinner at home and share a bottle of good wine.  Now it is time to open the gifts that they purchased for each other.   Bill opens his gift first....

Marital Advice ***Buying Your First House*** When you buy your first house, be aware of The 80-20 Rule , that states your wife is in charge of 80 percent of the house and you are in charge of 20 percent, which, coincidentally, is the size of the garage.  Marital Advice to my Grandson, Joel - The Book When my grandson, Joel, got engaged, I decided to jot down a few words of marital advice for him, based on my vast experience as a husband.  Then I thought, why share this wisdom with only one person when I can share it with the whole world.  So, I started this blog, listing new marital advice every week.  As the popularity of the blog grew, people suggested that the material should be a book and , well, here it is.  It is available on amazon.com https://www.amazon.com/Peter-Davidson/BOOMNT8QKC and also on barnesandnoble.com and other sites.  Reviews of the book are starting to get posted online and the reviewers love it!  Check it out. ...

Marital Advice 101.4 Settling Into Married Life - (Continued) Bedroom Bliss - 101.4d You probably think this is going to be about sex, and it is–in a roundabout way.  More directly, it is about farting  . Farting in bed. There is probably nothing that will disgust your wife more than your cutting one under the covers.  Oh, I know - you think that your farts are both silent and odorless. Wrong and Wrong again . Farting Etiquette It is improper etiquette for you to refer to your farting as tooting .  Women Toot , but men do not.  Men Fart .  It is important that you understand this distinction. Becoming A Fartaholic You may not know this, but farting in bed is much like becoming an alcoholic.  You  see, a person who eventually becomes an alcoholic doesn't start by guzzling a quart of gin on the very first day they have their very first drink.  No - they have a cocktail or two and it tastes good, but that'...